Sex facebook covers

Require zero foreplay to get things going and have an orgasm, like, instantly. In real life, kissing for 45 seconds is fun and all, but it usually takes a littttttle more than that, ya know? And sex facebook covers have instantaneous penetrative sex without lube. I’m not sure when the saliva-as-lube thing became “sexy,” but lube would be a heck of a lot easier and you don’t have to worry about bacteria and viral particles — lube is your friend!

Moan for the ENTIRE time — from the second their partner touches them. We can actually look really sexy in things other than frilly lingerieand, heck, even nothing at all. Wear a bra before, during, AND after sex. No one likes wearing a bra during the work day when you “HAVE” to wear one, so why would they choose to wear one during intercourse? And, if they do remove their bra, there is always a magical sheet that covers their boobs, while the dude’s chest is fully exposed?

Then that same bedsheet magically becomes the perfect dress while they walk away from bed. Because god forbid we walk around naked. Sounds like an awkward-AF nightmare to me. Never pee right after sex to help avoid a UTI. Peeing after sex helps cleanse your urethra from harmful bacteria post-intercoursewhich, I don’t know, seems a little more important than an existential conversation? Anyone who’s actually tried having shower sex knows that it’s QUITE awkward. Showers are small and slippery, which are two descriptive terms that don’t belong in sex talk, TBH.